Genius!



It rained in Dallas last night, so I had to remove a sopping wet towel encrusted with cayenne pepper from my soft top. If I catch myself window shopping for pellet guns, I'll pray for the strength to keep walking.

 

Come on...there is nothing funnier than a cat jumping 3 feet straight up after being pinged by a pellet. It will make your day!!! Just make sure you hit the darn cat.

 

OH NO!!! That really sucks! Maybe I should think twice next time I pass along an idea. I bet it never rained in Mark's house. Sorry 'bout that!

 

I'm a very responsible cat owner, they all stay in the house, all 4 of them. Oh and I should mention we own a ****er Spaniel as well and he stays inside most of the time as well. As far as getting that pellet gun and making sure you hit the cat, you probably will not hit the cat so don't even bother. Bad karma will come your way, trust me!

 

Just how hard is it to fix pellet holes in fabric tops?

 

A BB in the behind?? Not lethal but very persuasive. Oh yea, don't miss !

 

OK I had something to say... but now I don't... ain't that the way it goes... hooah

 

I use this in the non freezing months to keep deer from my gardens...:

http://www.scatmat.com/Products/Scarecrow/

 

NIGHT TWO of the pepper 'n towel treatment. My wife thinks I'm an idiot. With my luck, this rotten cat is a Justin Wilson cajun, and the cayenne is acting like Louisiana catnip.

I'll win this war yet, I gar-awn-teee!

Wyle E. Coyote
Super Genius

 

Well as I remember Justin liked wine with his, maybe... a little whine with the peppering of the buttocks???
Kitty 2
XF ?

 

Maybe some "ACME Products" are in order!!!

 

Ever think that it's not just one cat but all those cats that science felt needed cloned.

Seriously ... the spray and tape works to keep them away. I am a proud cat owner and there are places I don't want my kitty ... the aforementioned items work. And, they are harmless, just a deterrent.

 

I found this on another site:

And our favorite, just because we personally know some people who really might need it? You may not even have known that dried bobcat urine is sold in little bottles, and used by people who have both house cats and house plants. Sprinkle a little on the plants, and the kitties stay outta your rhododendrons, okay? Now, the bottle is clearly marked "contains dried bobcat urine."

Would this work on a convertible top?


John

 

Maybe, but why would you want to use it?

 

Howsabout I clay bar twice, then carnauba three times.

The car will be so slick, the little ba###rd will slide off.


MOOOhhaaahaaahaaa!

 

If you haven't seen this video already its brilliant. Cats beware!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.html

 

NOW we're getting somewhere!

 

Here's a humane cat trap. Plus it fits in the cup holder!

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=527

 

Dobro, I love it. Now I finally have a use for that old gold fish bowl that I used to carry around on the front seat of my Javelin.